we need some new and more powerful swears
no. rejected. im clawing at my computer screen trying to get through the web to destroy you
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones (via souls-entwined)
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce