(Source: dwangelas, via kevinmckidd)
we need some new and more powerful swears
voldemort’s nipples
no. rejected. im clawing at my computer screen trying to get through the web to destroy you
(via yungstank)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via kitkaaaaat)
"I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where my heart was once."
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones (via souls-entwined)
(Source: winterkristall, via kitkaaaaat)
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
(Source: snapchatting, via kitkaaaaat)
